Rule303
11-29-2001, 11:49 AM
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work c0cktail with his friends when an exceptionally beautifull, extremely
sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman
noticed his overly attentive stare & walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young woman said to him, 'I'll do anything,
absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition.'
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'
The man considered his proposition for a moment and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the
young woman's hand along with his address. He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, "paint my
house."
sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman
noticed his overly attentive stare & walked directly toward him.
Before he could offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the young woman said to him, 'I'll do anything,
absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition.'
Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.
The young woman replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'
The man considered his proposition for a moment and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the
young woman's hand along with his address. He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, "paint my
house."