01-17-2002, 06:12 PM
Green Bay Packers cornerback Tyrone Williams got a bit of a shock Tuesday night. When he arrived home about 9:00 pm, he saw the tires on his '78 Chevy Malibu had been cut and the windows broken. When he went inside, he found his clothes had been cut up or doused with bleach, and there was writing on the walls written in lipstick. It was about then that his wife, Shantel, sprayed him with pepper spray. A wrestling match ensued in which Shantel sliced his arm, which required stitches. Police arrived and arrested her, but Tyrone later asked the judge to lift the no-contact order against her. I guess he keeps her around to keep him in shape for those Sunday afternoons. Remember those Peter Seller’s Pink Panther movies --- the ones where his Asian sidekick would attack him unexpectedly? Sounds like a plan to me.