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Rule303
11-30-2001, 03:20 PM
We've all heard the phrase "Truth is Stranger Than Fiction", but can you think of an example for this. I can't. ???
i guess a lot of the calls i go are stranger than fiction. I'll have to think of some and post them!
bigpig
11-30-2001, 09:52 PM
Here is a strange truth for you, a heavy set woman goes into a conveniance store and purshases a package of Zinggers (cho. cream filled cakes) she then comes out and goes into the restroom that is located outside of the building on the East side. She walks into the restroom just barley fitting between the door jams as both of her side brush the jam. The door closes and 5 minutes later the door opens the woman no longer has the Zinggers. She then tries to edge her way out of the door but can not fit, after squirming around for several minute like a worm on a hot rock she manages to get stuck to the point that she can not exit. This being one of the "hot spots" for traffic Officers witness the whole ordeal and can not respond to help her out due to there current demeanor. they then travel around the block to calm down and try to stop and help the Lady but the sight of her causes another outburst they then circle around the block again and the same happens over and over approx. 5 times. The last time they witness a subject pulling the woman out and did not have to respond. Is truth stranger than fiction? Can you increase your size that much by eating Zinggers and doin #2. Thats pretty strange. And is the honest truth "I Know".
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